I’ve said it here first, I Ms. Louisa Lanewood, deserve one big massive spanking from each and every one of you!! Yes, I know it’s been ages since I’ve written. Pussies have have passed and asses have spoken, but I promise not to leave ya’ll hangin any longer. So much goes on these days in my busy life I feel I owe you a giant expose every time I leave home. But, then I realize, time doesn’t permit and it’s just not possible… So then I end up giving you nothing… I need to learn how to be more concise darn it!
So, let’s start from the top, shall we? This year sure has started off hectic! I went to Minnesota for a day in early January to work with Playtime video. I took the red eye into sub zero temperatures and shimmied in various heals, stockings, and lingerie and pretended to have multiple personality disorder because I had to play a different character in each clip… From angel and dominatrix to schoolgirl and my crazy self… (Thanks for all the tips & tricks United States of Tara!) That same night I took a plane into Vegas for AVN. I stayed with a good friend of mine named Maxx who use to head up TeraVision. He helped me crawl home drunk in my pretty award show gown. Holla! You can find pics of me totally out of it and looking pissed off somewhere on the net. I swear I wasn’t mad because I didn’t win. I was mad because my pretty date Alyssa Reece couldn’t make it. AND because the red carpet was super secured off and I didn’t have a special golden ticket to get even 100 yards away. Losers from Big Brother on the other hand… jk ;]
Anyway, then on the 19th, I had a very posh birthday at Elevate Lounge in Downtown… Attended by Fellow pornstars Alyssa Reece, Celeste Star, Jana Jordan and Jayme Langford. Did I tell you we started a band called pajamaband? It’s not very politically correct… Jana’s on drums and vocals, Jayme’s on keyboard, guitar and vocals… Then I play the bass… Which works out well for me. Bassists always score the most ass.
Later on in January I shot content for ya’ll with pal Alyssa Reece (which turned into a foursome with Annie Cruz and Sindee Jennings), then I shot with newbie next-door cutie Bella Kole (Justin Syder served as camera man). And then another scene with steamy siren Nicole Ray. I developed such a crush on that girl. She’s a fuckin fire twirler! Plus, I made her squirt like a hose. And then ANOTHER scene with tasty treat Jessica Bangkok. We performed a much needed car wash for my Prius… Speed Racer costume, soap suds, booty bouncin’, cold water, nipples, the works!!
Insert a couple shoots for atkingdom.com… One for a a dvd line called hairy to shaved where I got to shave a girl that hadn’t even trimmed in over 6 years!! It was a ball Then I did a couple sets for www.ambya.com, some on my own and one with my adorable gal pal Stephanie Sage (which you should all go check out RIGHT NOW).
Which brings us to another shoot with Alyssa Reece that turned out super super super to the infinity-eth power HOT. And then just this past weekend I was in Florida for reality kings. I got to make an ice cream sundae on Molly’s (from mollyslife.com) perfect bubble butt. It was sooooo cool watching the sprinkles, whipped cream and cherry on top jiggle on that gorgeous behind. Of course I ate it all up! Always a personal fantasy of mine… Got so sticky we had to go take a shower together…. Yummmyyyyyy….
And then TODAY I just got back from being behind the camera on set with famed photog Nicolas Sage. He’s been having me shoot BTS for him every couple of weeks or so lately. Today I got to be a fly on the wall with Alexis Texas and Riley Evans. Last time it was Jenna Presley and Charlie Laine.. Among others… I always get stuck on interviewing all these fine ladies. I mean, what do you guys wanna know? Sometimes they’re really on the quiet side when there isn’t a cock around… Unfortunately not all nymphos are too cerebral.
Tomorrow I’m shooting a lesbian scene with Jayme Langford (Yes, I finally get to tap that ass!!) Then afterward I have Bikram yoga with Alyssa… Phew….. Feelin like quite the jet setter… So now you guys understand the delay in blogs, right? Don’t worry, it doesn’t mean my juicy ass doesn’t still deserve a good hard spankin!!! LOVE YAZ!!!
–Off to Pornstar Karaoke with new bud violet aDDamson. Her tits are almost as amazing as her voice;] ciao