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» The Great Exodus of Louisa Lanewood

Now was that dramatic enough a headline to catch your eye?  Hi FIVE! So by now, you may or may not have heard that I’ve formally quit the adult industry and have officially been inducted into the real world.  Ahem, the “civilian” world, as they like to call it.  It’s high time gentlemen, to divulge my motivations.  As always, I must maintain an air of anonymity and not give away too much of my movements.  The stalkers and haters and exes are at full force these days, so every detail of my life is now shrouded in even more secrecy.  lol, jk..  Didn’t mean to scare you there, guys….

So, “Why on Earth” you may be asking yourself “has Miss Lanewood taken flight from the career she held so dear to her heart, the career in which she felt she was finally peaking in?”  Well my darlings, firstly if there’s anything you must remember about me, it’s that I wasn’t destined for being a pornographic actress for the rest of my life.  Kudos to the great beauties like Nina Hartley; their longevity will live on in the pants of men for all time.  And the therapeutic gifts they have bestowed on the masses will forever warm my soul. However, I believe, Miss Lanewood’s future dictates something a little different.

And so, many things (good and bad) can happen when a nice middle class jewish girl with a BA in film and literature decides her path to Los Angeles has been mangled and that she suddenly wants to lose her inhibitions for a couple years, exposing the apex of her developing sexual passions.  Her nice middle class jewish family can find out for one (”but you were suppose to go to med school and become a doctor!!”), she can fall in love, for another thing.  She can also lose friends to the tragedies that often times take hold of this industry.  Ah yes, but I wont delve to deeply into that dark seedy underworld here.  (Don’t wanna fuck up your woody ;p).  Perhaps she has written a big tell-all book that will finally detail the entire journey once and for all?  Sure, all these things and much much MUCH more can happen to a porn star, in a very very very short span of time.  Could you really expect any less?

I think I hear a sigh coming from a couple members of the audience.  But what about you guys?!?!?  Yes, in these sunken hearts (my own included) lie a valid concern.  You mustn’t  fret, drear friends!!  Though my utter happiness may be downright boring, it will NOT dissuade me from YOUR needs.  In fact, now that it’s all over, you have become even more important to me.  Now, everything shall be concentrated onto the success of this website.  I have some amazing content for you, stuff even I am a little proud of.  And, at least for a few years, this will be the only place you can see me.  The new, evolving me.  The real girl next door, now that I have a real job (in real, mainstream film production, by the way).  We’ll still be able to interact here.  The Great Exodus will actually be the Great Exclusiveness.  In my great piggybank, my great terabyte of a hard drive I have scenes with such starlets as Sasha Grey, Jayden Jaymes, Nikki Rhodes, Darryl Hannah, Lexi Belle, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Taylor Vixen, Sarah Vandella, Alyssa Reece, Sindee Jennings, Sophie Dee, Bella Kole, Ashley Fires, Carrie Ann, Jana Jordan, Jayme Langford, Jessica Bangkok, Jessica Valentino, Leah Livingston, Lexi Love, Nicole Ray, Tatum Reed, and the list goes on and on.  Not to mention production quality– with photographers from Low Art (Sasha Grey’s partner production company), Wicked, Vivid and Hustler who have all lended a hand to this humongous hard on of an archive.  So don’t worry, the collection is in good hands and the wait is almost over.  I still see a long relationship ahead of us;)

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